Thursday, December 16, 2010

Welcome To My Housewives Blog!

I've written about the various Housewives and my addiction to the shows over the years on various other blogs, but I think it's finally time for me to keep a blog specifically dedicated to keeping up with my favorite dysfunctional women.

Some things you should know:

Bethenny Frankel is my favorite Housewife of all time and I give extra points for being bitchy!

If I was forced at Gunpoint to rank the casts against each other, it would look like this:

1. Atlanta. Far and away the funniest show of the group. Plus the women come up with the best one liners by far, and the Gays ( can I say that?) are WAY more fun on this show. Or at least their high heels are. This cast was already the best before adding the Boug-ghetto Phadra. All hail the ladies of the ATL.

2. New York. These chicks are brutal. The show will definitely slip a level after losing Bethenny but I'm sure a show that features the insanity of Kelly Bensimon and the Romotionalness of Ramona Singer will somehow survive.

3. Orange County. When are they bringing these ladies back? I gotta say I love me some Gretchen/Tamra feud and as much as it pains me to admit this, I love seeing which Housewife Slade Smiley will be banging this week.

4. Beverly Hills. The newest comer on the list, got off to a slow start, but has really picked up recently under the crazy eyes of Camille Grammer. Not to mention the fact that Frasier is on this show as a husband. That and none of the women's faces move on this show. Ever.

5. Washington D.C. This show left me a little limp, but the last 3 episodes and the infamous "White House Crashing" with the Salahis kept this show out of the basement.

6. New Jersey. Terrible. Overracted, fake, unsympathetic characters. The second season of Jersey was so bad that they had to fire that crazy Danielle Staub chick before the season even finished. No thanks. I still watched though :)

I think the hottest Housewife is OC's Alexis Bellini and the worst looking is Caroline Manzo.

This blog will feature Power Polls for the each episode as well as my latest thoughts on all things Housewives.

JL

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